Why 99
Built different, on purpose.
We use AI to help with the boring half of marketing: the scheduling, the admin, first drafts, the reporting. It doesn't run on its own - we set it up, point it at the right job and check what comes back. The time it saves goes into strategy and ideas, which is the half that actually moves a brand.
Why it matters now
We use AI, and we tell you where others hide it.
Plenty of agencies already use AI and would rather you didn't know. We'd rather be straight about it: it helps with the repetitive work, with one of us driving it, people do everything you can see, and every piece is checked before it reaches your customers.
Scheduling, first drafts, resizing, reporting, chasing. We set it up and steer it, and the boring half takes minutes instead of days.
Ideas, filming, editing, design, judgement. Left to a machine, that's how you end up sounding like everyone else.
The speed of the tools and the standard of people who do this for a living, with time spent on the work instead of the admin.
How every piece of work gets made
Nothing goes out unchecked.
Drafts, schedules, resizes, reports and follow-ups, set up and steered by us. Fast, tireless, and never the final word.
Is it on brand? Is it true? Is it good enough to put your name on? If not, it doesn't go out.
Posted, sent or launched, then measured, so the next round is better than the last.
You'll see what
the work did.
Three numbers that matter, and the reason behind each one. No 47-page dashboard nobody reads.
Reach
Sample14k → 186k
How many people saw the brand, and whether they kept watching.
Search
Sample#28 → #3
Where you turn up when someone searches for what you sell.
Enquiries
Sample9 → 41 a month
Calls, forms and bookings. The number the business actually feels.
These are examples, not a client's results. They show the shape of the monthly report and the three things we judge the work on. We don't publish other people's numbers, and we won't promise yours will look like this - on the first call we'll tell you what's realistic for your business and how long it takes.
What you're used to
vs. what you get.
Seven things people tell us they've put up with somewhere else, and what happens here instead.
How we work
Six rules
we don't bend.
Everything else is negotiable. These aren't.
- 01We don't BSIf we don't know, we'll say so. If something isn't working, you'll hear it from us first.
- 02Creatives run itThe people who plan your marketing are the ones executing it and overseeing it, there from the first step to the last. No handing it down a line of juniors.
- 03The bar doesn't moveEverything goes out at the same standard, whether it's a brand film or a Tuesday post.
- 04Real numbersBookings, sales and enquiries matter more than likes. We report on what moves your business.
- 05Plan before we makeNothing gets filmed or posted because the calendar looked empty. If we can't say what a piece is for, we don't make it.
- 06We pick clients carefullyA small number of ambitious brands, so every one gets our best work.
See for yourself
Ask us the hard questions.
Book a call and grill us. If we're not the right fit, we'll tell you.
Book a call